March 2009
51 posts
harder!
girl: when will you get harder?
dj: when you touch it...
Watch“I was late jumping on The White Stripes bandwagon. But, when I heard “Doorbell” a few years back I became an instant fan. That raw, classic sound was so fresh to me. I went straight to iTunes and downloaded the whole album. It wasn’t long before I owned everything they’d ever released. What really got me was that I wanted to sample almost every song. But, I...
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“ew. I don’t want to get on your lap(top)…that’s grouse.”
– Jon Zast aka ‘Team Zast’
new DOOM track ‘Still Dope’ feat...
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I usually don’t publicly admit to liking...
Watchwatch this great interview of Asher Roth. I dig this dudes perspective.
listen to Heavy D’s “We Got Our Own...
WOOOO….’That Shit Is Easy’ by...
drunk old women like rock...
drunk older woman: hey, I like rock
dj: is that a request or are you just volunteering information?
drunk older woman: (angry at my question)...I like to rock
dj: thats nice...I heard you the first time.
drunk older woman: (angrier, spilling drink on herself)...I like ROCK!!
dj: ok...ok...I heard you!
drunk older woman: (satisfied and thinking the DJ had given in, turns around and falls off the stage....DJ immediately dedicates "Pass the Courvoisier" by Busta Rhymes to her as she's being escorted out)
ignoring you generally means 'no'...
extremely drunk girl: (1st time)...hey do you have any techno?
dj: ....(ignoring girl)
extremely drunk girl: (2nd time)...come on...play some techno
dj: .....(still ignoring girl)
extremely drunk girl: (five minutes later...3rd time)...this hip-hop music sucks...play techno
dj: ....(still ignoring)
extremely drunk girl: (4th time...girl takes beer and pours it on the DJ to get his attention)...hey are you listening to me? it's my birthday and I want to hear techno!
dj: (turns off the music and yells)....BITCH YOU BETTER GET OUTTA MY FACE BEFORE I SLAP YOU!
"booty booty booty bounce" aint ghetto...
girl: can you play some house music?
dj instinct: um...isn't this house?
girl: this ain't house music...
dj instinct: what do you mean?
girl: I ain't heard nobody say "booty" yet.
dj instinct: oh...so you want some "ghetto house"?
girl: no!! I don't want any ghetto shit...just play some house damnit
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this shit is hilarious…
listen to DJ Ayres ‘Sugar On My...
listen to the Dr. Luke remix of Black Star’s...
spend more time with your girl..and less time at...
Dude: Hey man, my girlfriend is missing.
DJ: Uh...you might want to call 911 and file a missing persons report.
Dude: Announce on the mic, that if anyone has seen her to call me.
DJ: Everyone knows your number?
Dude: Duhhhhhh, announce the number too.
DJ: Duhhhhhh, I think your girl might be in the boys room sitting on some dude's "mic".
(Dude dashes to the bathroom and never seen again.)
gino (ASIAN): yo so I ran into your homie mike earlier.
me: oh yea? cool cool
gino: so is that how you roll...you got only tall asian friends?
me: ha. yea. I'm only friends with asian people above 6 ft. tall
darren (ALSO ASIAN): you must have like 3 friends...
WOOOO….listen to Laura Izibor - ‘From...
Jay-Z “Brooklyn Go Hard (DJ Rob Dinero...
WatchRöyksopp - “Happy Up Here”
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here’s another great song from Blu -...